*****CORPORATE RULES ****

Rule-1

The Boss is always right.

Rule-2

If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1.

Rule-3

Those who work get more work.

Others get pay, perks, and promotions.

Rule-4

Ph.D. stands for "Pull Him Down".

The more intelligent a person,

The more hardworking a person,

The more committed a person;

The more number of persons are engaged

in pulling that person down.

Rule-5

If you are good, you will get all the work.

If you are really good, you will get out of it.

Rule-6

When the Bosses talk about improving productivity,

They are never talking about themselves.

Rule-7

It doesn't matter what you do,

It only matters what you say you've done

and what you are going to do.

Rule-8

A pat on the back is only a few centimeters

from a kick in the butt.

Rule-9

Don't be irreplaceable.

If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

Rule-10

The more crap you put up with,

The more crap you are going to get.