Monday, September 7, 2009

*****CORPORATE RULES ****

Rule-1

The Boss is always right.

Rule-2

If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1.

Rule-3

Those who work get more work.

Others get pay, perks, and promotions.

Rule-4

Ph.D. stands for "Pull Him Down".

The more intelligent a person,

The more hardworking a person,

The more committed a person;

The more number of persons are engaged

in pulling that person down.

Rule-5

If you are good, you will get all the work.

If you are really good, you will get out of it.

Rule-6

When the Bosses talk about improving productivity,

They are never talking about themselves.

Rule-7

It doesn't matter what you do,

It only matters what you say you've done

and what you are going to do.

Rule-8

A pat on the back is only a few centimeters

from a kick in the butt.

Rule-9

Don't be irreplaceable.

If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

Rule-10

The more crap you put up with,

The more crap you are going to get.

3 Main Difficult Situations in Interview - Ways to Handle

1. If I were asked how much starting pay I expected, what should I say?

Name a figure higher than what you really expect so that it can be negotiated down later.


Respond that I would like salary commensurate with my experience, and the responsibilities of the position.


Respond that money is not important, and you would be willing to work there for any price.

2. if I need time to think, what should I do?
Asked to be excused so you can go to the washroom.
Ask the interviewer a question that you think might take some time to answer.
Calmly take a few moments to think

3. if the question was unexpected and difficult to answer, what should I do?
Say that you would prefer not to answer that question
Pretend that you misunderstood the question, and give a different answer
Take some time to think then try to answer the question as concisely as you can


Do This before Going to Interview

Going for a job interview? Do the first ten minutes really count when it comes to getting hired? The person interviewing you can often decide within the first ten minutes, whether he is hiring you or not! So, isn’t it important to give your best in the first ten minutes? Wondering how you can give and portray your best in just ten minutes?

Here’s how…

1. Project self confidence and enthusiasm.
Remember, we are not talking about “over-confidence”. Appear self-assured and confident. Don’t speak out of turn or talk loud, to convey your confidence and enthusiasm. Appearing in control is very important.

2. Cool, calm & collected
Whatever your fears, make sure you appear cool, calm and collected at the interview. Who doesn’t have pre-interview jitters? But the secret is to get them under control and portray a calm façade. Staying calm also helps you think straight and give the right answers to questions asked.

3. Dress to impress
the first thing the interviewer will see when you enter is the way you are dressed. Make sure you don’t dress too casual. It’s important to dress appropriately, whether you wear a business suit, a neat salwar kameez or a crisp saree. The stress should be on a neat, immaculate appearance.

4. Feel comfortable
it’s of the utmost importance that you feel comfortable in what you wear. Don’t attempt wearing a saree for the first time or getting into trousers if you haven’t worn them ever before! Don’t try to impress with designer wear or designer bags! This can have the exact opposite effect.

5. Courtesy
Courtesy is very important, be it the lift man, the receptionist or the interviewer. You never know who will classify you as rude, arrogant or loud! Turn off your mobile,
and avoid loud conversation, when you enter the office building. Greet the interviewer politely and break the ice.

6. Air your knowledge
Airing your knowledge or demonstrating your competence is not the same as bragging about yourself!

Other things that matter….

A firm handshake
a warm smile
Eye contact
Good posture
a positive attitude

No matter how well you prepare for an interview, things may still go wrong, or you may not get the job. But it’s important for them to remember you as the soft spoken lady or the highly qualified person you are. There may be times you could get tongue-tied or don’t have an answer for a tricky question. Take it in your stride and keep a positive outlook